Have you ever lied to a cashier when ordering something to eat, to make it seem as if you weren’t going to eat everything by yourself? You know, something along the lines of: “I’ll have a double cheeseburger…and um…actually, make it 2 since my co-worker probably wants one too.” Yeah, us neither–who would lie about something so petty anyhow?

In unrelated news, me we really liked both the Raspberry Rose and Lemon Basil sorbets at Carmela Ice Cream.